October 21, 2008

on the way home

observations today while stuck in traffic on beverly blvd, westbound:

1.  all the valets outside terroni are asian. why?

2.  thought i saw a very buff and dirty paris hilton sitting on a blanket on the corner of fairfax and beverly.  but upon closer inspection, it was actually a blonde man with long hair, wearing short shorts and a midriff.  his belongings looked like that of a bum, but he didn’t look like one.  he was young, and sitting on a dirty blanket.  he had a shopping cart full of crap, and most importantly, he was cupping a very tiny white bunny in his hands.